Nude Fun
Do note here that I will charge an iniquitous sum of RM800 per hour and if you fail to abide, my mop will be going up a part of your body.
I will dress in ANYTHING except a chicken costume because I am there to look provocative and sexy, not like I recently knocked my head.
You will not get a refund if you find the aforementioned maid lacking in the breast department.
You will keep that dissatisfaction to yourself.
If you want to place an order, contact me at 012-of-course-this-is-a-joke-do-you-take-me-for-an-idiot or e-mail Swifty (he is my pimp! Oops. Did I say that out loud?) for further details.
Note: Hey Swifty, how come when I post photos, it is clickable but when you post it is not? Teach me how to do that!
