Nude Fun
Do note here that I will charge an iniquitous sum of RM800 per hour and if you fail to abide, my mop will be going up a part of your body.
I will dress in ANYTHING except a chicken costume because I am there to look provocative and sexy, not like I recently knocked my head.
You will not get a refund if you find the aforementioned maid lacking in the breast department.
You will keep that dissatisfaction to yourself.
If you want to place an order, contact me at 012-of-course-this-is-a-joke-do-you-take-me-for-an-idiot or e-mail Swifty (he is my pimp! Oops. Did I say that out loud?) for further details.
Note: Hey Swifty, how come when I post photos, it is clickable but when you post it is not? Teach me how to do that!
Like I said on MSN, after you've uploaded the pics onto Blogger, they will automatically give you a code that looks something like this (but instead of [ ], they are < >):
ReplyDelete[a href="some url"] [img src="picture url"] [/a]
Remove the parts I have in bold and they aren't clickable anymore. I mentioned that already when you posted this question in an old entry.
Thanks three times then, Swifty!
ReplyDeleteHaha I actually posted this because I saw you Away on MSN so I thought you couldn't answer me.
No worries.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, back to the post.
ReplyDeleteMan, after reading the link, I thought there's such a service in Malaysia. Guess not.
Disappointed :(
Naked House Cleaners have been around for years. Surprised the Star is only reporting on it now.
ReplyDeleteI think I first saw a report about this on the Phil Donaugh Show [The Original Talk Show before Oprah and others got their own shows]. I think he retired about 15 years ago or something.
I wonder if the owner of the house gets fined for leaving the curtains open when these domestics come around?
Fined? They should be PAID! :D
ReplyDeleteSwifty! Who say Malaysia don't have? *point to self smugly*
ReplyDelete"You will not get a refund if you find the aforementioned maid lacking in the breast department."
ReplyDeleteSo... don't have.