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All right, I was bullshitting. I didn't write anything last night. Been busy working on my final Shakespeare assignment due on Monday, where I'm supposed to write a 'prompt' book to stage a Shakespeare play. However, I don't know anything about stageplays, so I negotiated with my professor to let me do a film instead, as in storyboardings and stuff.
Currently working on modernizing 'Antony And Cleopatra'. It's going to be so badass. I am so excited with it that I feel like making a fake trailer of it and post it up for you peeps to see.
He plunged his hand into the pregnant woman's stomach, ripping out the fetus, squirming and oozing with blood. Laughing sadistically, he tossed the fetus into a cooking pot and started cooking.
It was going to be a fine night indeed.
The woman let loose a high-pitched scream, crumbling onto the floor like a rag doll, her stomach a gaping hole. Annoyed by her, he picked up a sledge hammer and bashed her head repeatedly until it was reduced to nothing more than a bloody pulp. Laughing in amusement, he licked the bits of brains and skulls off his hammer.
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"Please, please don't kill me!" The man wept, pleading for his life.
General Marderfarker chortled at the pitiful sight, and ordered his men to remove the man's tongue with pliers. Unfortunately, it couldn't silent him, as the tongueless man started making gurgling sounds as blood flowed endlessly out of his mouth.
Frowning in annoyance, the general signaled for a chainsaw, so he could start hacking off the man's limbs, and sewed them upon the corpses of his children. He needed them all for decoration anyway.
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"Let's have some elven lesbian sex." The elf princess said, smiling seductively.
"Okay." The other elf agreed.
They proceeded to do so.
All right, I was bullshitting. I didn't write anything last night. Been busy working on my final Shakespeare assignment due on Monday, where I'm supposed to write a 'prompt' book to stage a Shakespeare play. However, I don't know anything about stageplays, so I negotiated with my professor to let me do a film instead, as in storyboardings and stuff.
Currently working on modernizing 'Antony And Cleopatra'. It's going to be so badass. I am so excited with it that I feel like making a fake trailer of it and post it up for you peeps to see.
